Shoaiania announce reality show to look for Qazi-cum-bodyguard

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Hyderabad:

The soon-to-be star couple Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik have announced the launch of a new reality show Qazi ki Khoj. The show is aimed at finding the suitable Qazi (Muslim cleric) for their marriage later this month. Yesterday's press conference was called to discuss this new reality show.

The couple has announced bizarre eligibility criteria for the show. It seems they are more interested in proficiency in martial arts than clerical perfection. “Everyone can recite the verses and follow the procedure. What we really want is that the person has perfect fighting skills, considering the fact that he might have to tackle the Vishwa Hindu Parishad, Bajrang Dal, Shiv Sena, Ram Sena, etc,” explained Shoaib.

The bride-to-be is also expecting some threat from Ayesha who was Shoaib's wife in his last birth. Sources close to Shoaib revealed that Sania was terrified of Aayesha's size and that is why she isn’t ready to hold any negotiations with her. "What if they get into a fight and Aayesha falls on her? Being an international sportswoman, Sania needs to keep fit,” says the unidentified source. Apparently, Shoaib is also scared of her for the very same reason. The couple also plan to keep the Qazi as their bodyguard for the rest of their married life.

The format of the show is yet to be officially announced, but the couple gave hints on putting the participants in a pit and sending wild dogs after them. “We watched video footage of how the Senas usually act, and then made a strategy and reached to this conclusion. We are also planning to have a round on bomb defusing if the Taliban’s format is also approved," said Sania.

The show is said to be starting in a couple of days worldwide, considering the short time available for choices. Meanwhile, the VHP, who said there was underworld involved in the marriage, have now termed the show also as “underworld recruitment”.

“I am going to compete on the show! Sania memsaab is so good to have considered this show necessary," said Pahlwan Panja Vijeta, from Bhagoda Akhara. The show is also generating interest in Japan, and many sumo wrestlers are said to have tried to board the plane to india. Of course, they got struck at the door itself. Recently evicted from WWE, Shawn Michaels is also thinking of trying out. "This might be a good retirement for him, being Sania's ‘bodygaurd’ and living in Dubai”, his friend Triple H said. But Shawn has denied such reports.

Sania and Shoaib are both eagerly waiting for the show - even more than their marriage. So are Bal Thackeray, and Pramod Muthalik, we have been told. Lets see who wins.